Mormons Eat Babies! HaHaHaHa! NOT!!

So my brother was at work and some people were telling stories! Well it just so happens that this guy choose a mormon story! Well my brother is mormon as well as my family and so anyways, this guy goes : MORMONS EAT BABIES! And my brother is like: No They Don't! Then the kid that doesn't know anything about mormons says: How do you know?? My brother: Because I'm a mormon! That guy goes: I feel like a retard now dude. I'm sorry:) hahahahahahaha! Ahhhh- SO NOT TRUE! We Mormons DO NOT eat babies!